Vibeon Big Staff Energy Tee – Australia & NZ Edition

Vibeon the Impeccable
A wizard of remarkable composure. He travels by walking between dimensions: one calm step, and reality shifts politely aside. His elderwood staff, a gift from the oracle tree Morrowood, holds radiant amethyst crystals and also has Bluetooth. Nobody ever sees the choir: you only know Vibeon is coming because the chanting arrives first. Vibeon is a wizard. He is also, in the other sense, a silver fox.

The print is on the front. The back is plain. Impeccably so.

• Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
• Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
• Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
• Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Colors: Navy, Black, White, Natural or Athletic Heather
• Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural
• Print: Full-color front print
• Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
• Printed in: Australia

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

Who is Vibeon the Impeccable?
Vibeon is an interdimensional wizard from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. He travels by walking between dimensions, and occasionally drifts through time when the path bends unexpectedly.

What does the tee say?
“Big Staff Energy!” The Interdimensional Council is monitoring the situation.

What is the chanting?
A soft Gregorian chant that arrives before he does. Nobody ever sees the choir. It goes: “Vibe-be-ōōōōn… Im-pecca-biiiiilisss... Ro-ba purpu-raaa… Bar-ba gloriiiaaaa… Domine… Chillium… Sanctum Swaggarum…” Then a bell chime, and a whispered echo: “Slayyyy…”

Does the staff really have Bluetooth?
Yes. It was made by the oracle tree Morrowood, whose craftsmanship is surprisingly creative. Vibeon insists it was not the intention, but admits it is convenient.

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for robes.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the Vibeon Big Staff Energy Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same wizard, same staff, same composure. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for wizards, fantasy lovers, and anyone who stays calm while reality bends.