Who is Vibeon the Impeccable?
Vibeon is an interdimensional wizard from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. He travels by walking between dimensions, and occasionally drifts through time when the path bends unexpectedly.
What does the mug say?
“Big Staff Energy!” The Interdimensional Council is monitoring the situation.
What is the chanting?
A soft Gregorian chant that arrives before he does. Nobody ever sees the choir. It goes: “Vibe-be-ōōōōn… Im-pecca-biiiiilisss... Ro-ba purpu-raaa… Bar-ba gloriiiaaaa… Domine… Chillium… Sanctum Swaggarum…” Then a bell chime, and a whispered echo: “Slayyyy…”
Why is there a fox on it?
It is a nod. “Silver fox” is slang for an attractive older gentleman. Vibeon is a wizard, not a fox.
Does the staff really have Bluetooth?
Yes. It was made by the oracle tree Morrowood, whose craftsmanship is surprisingly creative. Vibeon insists it was not the intention, but admits it is convenient.
Is it dishwasher safe?
Hand wash only, please. Impeccable things take a little care. It is microwave safe.
Where does this mug ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia and New Zealand.
Is it a good gift?
Yes, for wizards, fantasy lovers, and anyone who stays calm while reality bends.