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Raise Your Horns, My Friends – Thalos MP3

Raise Your Horns, My Friends – Thalos MP3

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Thalos: Asked to leave the tavern. Has apparently opened another tavern outside.

From the “Come Closer Tour”

Welcome to the tavern, baby.
Boots on the table. Ale in the air. Someone's missing a shoe and their dignity.
And yep — someone just swore:
"WHO LET THAT SATYR BACK INDOORS?!"

“Raise Your Horns, My Friends” is Thalos’ most chaotic, stompy, mead-soaked anthem yet — a rowdy, magical tavern song that feels like a bar fight and a group hug at the same time. (Thalos, for the uninitiated, is the satyr rock god of the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. The pan pipes should have given it away.)

Instant Digital Download – ready for your next quest, DnD night, or wild solo kitchen concert.

Inside the madness:

  • Epic stomping & drunken chanting
  • Pure unfiltered bard-core energy

Perfect for:

  • Pouring a drink for fallen homies (and maybe summoning one)
  • Getting turnt in a fantasy tavern with your chaotic crew
  • Celebrating survival like it’s sacred — because it is

Raise your horns. Spill your secrets. Sing like nobody cursed you.
This is the anthem of the unhinged and the legendary.

Download now. Belt it loud. And somebody please watch the satyr.
#ComeCloserTour #TavernVibesOnly #RaiseYourHorns

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Thalos?
Thalos is a satyr musician and rock god from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Half-goat, all chaos, and the headliner of the Come Closer Tour.

Is it good for D&D night?
It was practically made for it. Stomping, chanting and pure bard-core energy included.

How do I get the song?
It’s an instant digital download: one high-quality MP3, yours to keep and play on any device.

Can I hear it before I buy?
Yes. Press play on the sample above. Thalos insists.

Are there more songs from the Come Closer Tour?
Plenty. “Come Closer”, “Raise a Glass to Thalos”, “Fairies Taste Bad”, “Never Mine, Still Everything”, “Ashes of Us”, “Moonlight in the Satyr’s Grove”, “Only Mortal Once (Live)”, “Bite Marks and Banished Gods”, “Pan Pipes, Poor Decisions”, “Zodiac Melt”, plus “Morrowood Knows” by Ziggy. Find them all in the Thalos collection.

Meet the character

“Restraint is terribly overrated”

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