Thalos Honest Friend Tee, Australia & NZ Edition – Satyr T-Shirt

Have at least one friend who will tell you when you are being a dick. Thalos has several. He keeps them busy.

The Thalos Honest Friend Tee – Australia & NZ Edition is a mid-weight 100% combed cotton T-shirt with a full-color front print of Thalos, the satyr rock god of the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes, stretched out in the ivy, above the best advice he has ever ignored. It is printed in Australia for Australia, New Zealand and Singapore, in Black, Forest Green, Navy, Natural or White, sizes XS to 5XL (Forest Green and Natural to 3XL). Each one is made to order, just for you. Honest friend not included.

✨ Who’s on your tee?

Thalos
Satyr musician and mischief-maker. Half-goat, all chaos. He has never made a good decision on purpose, and the Realm loves him for it. Here he lounges in the ivy, looking entirely unrepentant. Below him, the sign says what your friends are thinking.

The print is on the front. The back is plain, so nobody can say it behind yours.

🌙 Tee Details

Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Colors: Black, Forest Green, Navy, Natural or White
Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy and White. XS to 3XL in Forest Green and Natural
Print: Full-color front print
Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
Printed in: Australia

🧺 Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Thalos?
Thalos is a satyr musician and rock god from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Half-goat, all chaos, and the headliner of the Come Closer Tour.

What does the tee say?
“Have at least one friend who will tell you when you are being a dick.” Good advice from a man who needs it daily.

Is it rude?
Only a little, and it is said with love.

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Forest Green and Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for a guitar strap and an ego.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the Thalos Honest Friend Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same satyr, same advice, same refusal to take it. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes. Give it to the friend who tells you, or the friend who needs telling.

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Thalos Honest Friend Tee – Australia & NZ Edition