Bob Declare Your Curses Tee, Australia & NZ Edition

All guests must declare their curses. Bob learned to ask up front.

The Bob Declare Your Curses Tee – Australia & NZ Edition is a mid-weight combed cotton T-shirt with a full-color front print of Bob, the Realm’s accidental podcast host, in his headphones, with a fairy and two much-recommended books beside him, from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. It is printed in Australia for Australia, New Zealand and Singapore, in Black, Navy, White, Natural or Athletic Heather, sizes XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Each one is made to order, just for you.

✨ Who’s on your tee?

Bob
Bob interviews whichever mythological creature is closest and asks the questions a normal human would actually ask. After a rock god satyr, a mermaid with two names and one identity crisis, and a wizard who apologizes for time travel like it is a parking ticket, he added a rule to the studio wall. Here he is in his headphones, looking about as sure of the situation as usual, while a fairy helps herself to an orange beside him.

The print is on the front. The back is plain. No curses declared there either.

🌙 Tee Details

Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Colors: Black, Navy, White, Natural or Athletic Heather
Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural
Print: Full-color front print
Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
Printed in: Australia

🧺 Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Bob?
Bob is a human podcast host who was accidentally pulled into the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes, when Vibeon the Impeccable’s Bluetooth-enabled elderwood staff paired with his garage recording equipment mid-episode.

What does the tee say?
“All Guests Must Declare Their Curses.” It is on the wall. Nobody reads the wall.

Has a guest ever declared a curse?
Not yet. Bob has his suspicions.

What are the two books on the tee?
“The Kama Satyr” and “The Odyssea”. Required reading in the Realm, apparently. Thalos recommends the first. Asiren recommends the second. Bob has started neither.

What is Under the Mountain?
Bob’s podcast. He interviews whichever mythological creature is closest and asks the questions a normal human would actually ask.

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for a guest with a backstory.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the Bob Declare Your Curses Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same studio, same oranges, same house rules. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for podcasters, hosts and anyone whose guests arrive with baggage.

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Bob Declare Your Curses Tee – Australia & NZ Edition