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Bob Declare Your Curses Mug – Australia & NZ Edition

Bob Declare Your Curses Mug – Australia & NZ Edition

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Bob: Asked for directions home. Received a prophecy.

All guests must declare their curses. Bob learned to ask up front.

The Bob Declare Your Curses Mug – Australia & NZ Edition is an 11oz white ceramic coffee mug with a full wrap-around print of Bob, the Realm’s accidental podcast host, in his headphones at the Under the Mountain microphone, surrounded by orange blossom, from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. It is printed in Australia for Australia and New Zealand, in four handle and interior colors: Black, Blue, Pink or Red. Microwave safe, hand wash only.

✨ Who’s on your mug?

Bob
Bob interviews whichever mythological creature is closest and asks the questions a normal human would actually ask. After a rock god satyr, a mermaid with two names and one identity crisis, and a wizard who apologizes for time travel like it is a parking ticket, he added a rule to the studio wall. Here he is in his headphones, looking about as sure of the situation as usual, while a fairy helps herself to the oranges beside him.

💫 Perfect for

  • Podcasters, and the guests who survive them
  • Hosts of any kind: dinner, game night, the holidays
  • Fantasy readers who check for curses first
  • Gifting to someone who asks exactly the right dumb question

🌻 Mug Details

  • Size: 11oz (0.33 l)
  • Material: White ceramic
  • Accents: Black, Blue, Pink or Red handle and interior
  • Print: Full-color wrap-around design
  • Handle: Comfortable C-shaped grip
  • Care: Hand wash only. Microwave safe
  • Printed in: Australia

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Bob?
Bob is a human podcast host who was accidentally pulled into the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes, when Vibeon the Impeccable’s Bluetooth-enabled elderwood staff paired with his garage recording equipment mid-episode.

What does the mug say?
“All Guests Must Declare Their Curses.” It is on the wall. Nobody reads the wall.

Has a guest ever declared a curse?
Not yet. Bob has his suspicions.

What are the two books on the mug?
“The Kama Satyr” and “The Odyssea”. Required reading in the Realm, apparently. Thalos recommends the first. Asiren recommends the second. Bob has started neither.

What is Under the Mountain?
Bob’s podcast. He interviews whichever mythological creature is closest and asks the questions a normal human would actually ask.

How did Bob get into the Realm?
Vibeon tapped the Bluetooth symbol on his staff to connect to a nearby smart speaker. The universe provided Bob’s garage instead, with Bob still in it, mid-sentence.

Is it dishwasher safe?
Hand wash only, please. House rules. It is microwave safe.

Where does this mug ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia and New Zealand.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for podcasters, hosts and anyone whose guests arrive with baggage.

Meet the character

“Still not sure how he got here. Still recording.”

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