Zen Ryder Excellent Thighs Tee, Australia & NZ Edition

Good vibes. Bad intentions. Excellent thighs. Zen Ryder would like you to notice the thighs.

The Zen Ryder Excellent Thighs Tee – Australia & NZ Edition is a mid-weight combed cotton T-shirt with a full-color front print of Zen Ryder, the Realm’s disco monk and groove guru, deep in a squat with his palms together, from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. It is printed in Australia for Australia, New Zealand and Singapore, in Black, Navy, White, Natural or Athletic Heather, sizes XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Each one is made to order, just for you. Vibes non-refundable.

✨ Who’s on your tee?

Zen Ryder
Groove guru, vibe dealer and jungle philosopher. His yoga sessions somehow end in a dance battle. Here he is in a deep squat, palms together, hat on, shades on, with a hibiscus at his feet and a peace sign swinging beside him. He would like you to notice the thighs.

The print is on the front. The back is plain. He is still holding the squat.

🌙 Tee Details

Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Colors: Black, Navy, White, Natural or Athletic Heather
Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural
Print: Full-color front print
Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
Printed in: Australia

🧺 Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Zen Ryder?
A disco-dancing chimpanzee, groove guru and banana-based life coach (self-certified) from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. He found inner peace at a 1977 disco after mistaking a mirror ball for the moon.

What does the tee say?
“Good Vibes. Bad Intentions. Excellent thighs.” In that order.

How long can he hold that squat?
Longer than you. His yoga sessions have a way of ending in a dance battle.

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you plan to dance in it.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the Zen Ryder Excellent Thighs Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same monk, same squat, same thighs. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for leg day survivors, yoga people, disco lovers, and the friend with good vibes and a plan.

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Zen Ryder Excellent Thighs Tee – Australia & NZ Edition