Under the Current Chum the Water Tee – Australia & NZ Edition

The Under the Current news team
Dazzlefin begins every broadcast the same way: “Good evening, Realmfolk.” He sits on the right, maintaining perfect anchor posture. Marigill, the big green one, runs the newsroom like a perfectly timed tide. Wally, in the goggles, does the weather and science. An octopus has joined the story and has not said a word. Nothing escapes their broadcast.

The print is on the front. The back is plain. They are saving it for a retraction.

• Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
• Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
• Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
• Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
• Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
• Colors: Black, Navy, White, Natural or Athletic Heather
• Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural
• Print: Full-color front print
• Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
• Printed in: Australia

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
• Do not bleach
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not iron
• Do not dry clean

What is Under the Current?
Under the Current is the Realm’s evening news show, broadcast from The Deep Desk in the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. It covers breaking news, scandal, prophecy and mild aquatic judgment from every corner of the Realm.

What does the tee say?
“We Don’t Stir the Pot. We Chum the Water.” Stirring the pot is for amateurs. Chum brings everyone to the surface.

Which fish is which?
Marigill is the big green one at the top. Wally wears the goggles. Dazzlefin is on the right, looking directly at you like he knows something you don’t.

Who is the octopus?
A source. Under the Current never reveals its sources.

Is Under the Current real?
Under the Current is a fictional news show. The gossip is, in Marigill’s words, “being verified.”

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for breaking news.

Is there a matching mug?
Not this design. The Under the Current Fishy News Mug and the Under the Current Headlines Mug, Australia & NZ Editions, are in the Under the Current collection. (Mugs do not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for journalists, podcasters, gossips and anyone who likes to watch the water.