Ever kissed a fairy and accidentally flossed with her wings? No? Thalos did.
And now there’s a song about it. 😩🦷🎶
“Fairies Taste Bad” is a genre-bending, myth-shattering, laugh-until-you-ascend anthem from the Come Closer Tour — where fantasy meets poor decision-making, and the breath mint comes too late.
🔊 Instant Digital Download – no waiting, just wings stuck between beats.
✨ What to expect: – ✨ Heavy bass + wing dust – 😵💫 Regret-flavored harmonies – 🧼 Notes of soap, glitter, and bad choices
Perfect for: – Spiritual hygiene rituals gone wrong 🚿 – Elven club nights 🌲💃 – Making your ex uncomfortable with your playlist 🫠
Warning: No fairies were harmed in the making of this track. But one is still stuck in Thalos’ molar. 🦷✨💀
