🧝♂️🔥Thalos: Shirtless in Spirit, But You Can Wear This One! Confidence Included. Pants Not Required.
Channel the unapologetic thirst and mythic swagger of everyone's favorite shirtless satyr with the official Thalos Tee, forged in the fires of fae flirtation and washed in the tears of his ex-lovers (allegedly).
This ultra-soft, unisex T-shirt features:
Premium cotton-blend, so soft even dryads will stroke you
Magical durability — holds up through drum circles and heartbreaks
Front: “Half Goat. All Groove.”
Back: Subtle floral detailing… or is that fae pollen? You’ll never know.
✨ Wear it to festivals, moonlit rituals, brunch with your bad decisions, or just to feel 50% wilder and 100% more irresistible.
Moonbeams and Wishes — where your vibe looks cute and curses stay subtle.
- Our t-shirts are unisex (and a classic retail fit)
- Our t-shirts are made from 100% cotton (and are safe for washing machines)
- Out t-shirts are made from eco-ink
We make each t-shirt individually just for you when you order it, please allow 2-7 business days for us to make and ship it to you.
Product features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for breathability.
- Features side seams for enhanced shape retention and structural support.
- Ribbed knit collar ensures durability and maintains form.
- Tear-away label to avoid skin irritation and for added comfort.
- Manufactured sustainably and ethically by Bella+Canvas, ensuring fair labor practices.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
