Morrowood Drink Something Stronger Tee, Australia & NZ Edition

I’ve seen your future. Drink something stronger. Morrowood says this kindly. Mostly.

The Morrowood Drink Something Stronger Tee – Australia & NZ Edition is a mid-weight 100% combed cotton T-shirt with a full-color front print of Morrowood, the ancient oracle tree of the Realm, chin in her hand above her advice, crowned in leaves and hibiscus, from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. It is printed in Australia for Australia, New Zealand and Singapore, in Black, Forest Green, Navy, White or Natural, sizes XS to 5XL (Forest Green and Natural to 3XL). Each one is made to order, just for you.

✨ Who’s on your tee?

Morrowood
The Oracle Who Remembers the Future. An ancient wisdom tree transplanted from Jamaica, with roots that reach deeper than most people’s secrets. She throws shade like mango trees at noon. Here she sits cross-legged among the vines, chin in hand. She prefers tea. She suggests you don’t.

The print is on the front. The back is plain. She has already seen it.

🌙 Tee Details

Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Colors: Black, Forest Green, Navy, White or Natural
Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy and White. XS to 3XL in Forest Green and Natural
Print: Full-color front print
Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
Printed in: Australia

🧺 Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Morrowood?
Morrowood is an ancient oracle tree from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Transplanted from Jamaica, she speaks in riddles, prophecy and spiritual shade, and her eyes glow blue when she sees the future.

What does the tee say?
“I’ve seen your future. Drink something stronger.” She has seen it. She is being supportive.

What does Morrowood drink?
Tea. Hot, and spilled with impeccable timing.

Does Morrowood really see the future?
Her eyes glow blue when she does. Though, as she says: “Child... time isn’t linear, so sometimes mi don’t know if mi seeing the future, the past, or the current.”

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Forest Green and Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room to grow. Roots do.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the Morrowood Drink Something Stronger Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same oracle, same advice. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Absolutely. It is beautiful, funny, and weirdly accurate, like an oracle should be.

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Morrowood Drink Something Stronger Tee – Australia & NZ Edition