Fifi LaPlume Not Dramatic Tee, Australia & NZ Edition

I’m not dramatic. I just need an orchestra to explain my feelings. Fifi LaPlume keeps a string section on standby.

The Fifi LaPlume Not Dramatic Tee – Australia & NZ Edition is a mid-weight combed cotton T-shirt with a full-color front print of Fifi LaPlume, the Realm’s most glamorous flamingo, in a top hat and jewels with her cane, in a cloud of feathers, from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. It is printed in Australia for Australia, New Zealand and Singapore, in Navy, Black, White, Natural or Athletic Heather, sizes XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Each one is made to order, just for you.

✨ Who’s on your tee?

Fifi LaPlume
Every feeling Fifi has is enormous: feathers, footlights and feelings visible from space. Here she is in her top hat with her cane, giving the audience a look that needs at least a string section. Around her: feathers, jeweled hearts and gold flourishes. Her admirers do go on.

The print is on the front. The back is plain. The orchestra needed somewhere to sit.

🌙 Tee Details

Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Colors: Navy, Black, White, Natural or Athletic Heather
Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural
Print: Full-color front print
Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
Printed in: Australia

🧺 Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is Fifi LaPlume?
Fifi LaPlume is a glamorous flamingo burlesque performer from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. She dances, sings and sparkles her way through nightclubs, festivals and the occasional royal celebration.

What does the tee say?
“I’m Not Dramatic. I Just Need an Orchestra to Explain My Feelings.” A reasonable request.

Who are all the hearts from?
Admirers. One gentleman wrote a twenty-page ode to her eyelashes. She is on page four.

Is Fifi the Maiden of Ngā Manu (the Bird Tribe)?
Hemi te Moa suspects she might be. Fifi is fairly certain she is not. She hasn’t exactly discouraged him either.

Is Fifi LaPlume real?
Fifi LaPlume is a fictional character. The glitter is very real and gets everywhere.

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for big feelings.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the Fifi LaPlume Not Dramatic Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same flamingo, same top hat, same string section. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for anyone whose feelings are visible from space.

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Fifi LaPlume Not Dramatic Tee – Australia & NZ Edition