BitFyre Gold Is for Boomers Tee, Australia & NZ Edition

Gold is for boomers, baby. BitFyre said it, and he is the one with the trading screens.

The BitFyre Gold Is for Boomers Tee – Australia & NZ Edition is a mid-weight combed cotton T-shirt with a full-color front print of BitFyre, the teenage crypto dragon of the Realm, perched among blue crystals with his charts glowing behind him, from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. It is printed in Australia for Australia, New Zealand and Singapore, in Navy, Black, White, Natural or Athletic Heather, sizes XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Each one is made to order, just for you.

✨ Who’s on your tee?

BitFyre
The Realm’s crypto dragon: blue-scaled, sharp-eyed, born in the bear market, and hoarding Bitcoin instead of gold. He does not “save money”. He hoards value with style. Here he is with his trading screen, his laptop and a mug with a Bitcoin logo, surrounded by glowing crystals. Wings out. Charts up.

The print is on the front. The back is plain, like a chart with no volatility. He finds that boring.

🌙 Tee Details

Shirt: AS Colour Staple tee
Fabric: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz/yd², 180 g/m²)
Fit: Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size
Build: Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label
Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
Colors: Navy, Black, White, Natural or Athletic Heather
Sizes: XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural
Print: Full-color front print
Made to order: each tee is printed just for you when you order it
Printed in: Australia

🧺 Care

Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Do not iron
Do not dry clean

❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Who is BitFyre?
BitFyre is a teenage crypto dragon from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Known as the dragon born in the bear market, he hoards Bitcoin instead of gold. Rumor has it he also keeps a framed magazine cover of Miria above the hoard. He denies everything.

What does the tee say?
“Gold is for Boomers Baby!” It is his motto. He has never once apologized for it.

Is this tee financial advice?
Absolutely not. It is emotional support for your portfolio.

What size should I get?
It is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for the next dip.

Is there a matching mug?
Yes: the BitFyre Gold Is for Boomers Mug – Australia & NZ Edition. Same dragon, same motto, same refusal to buy gold. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)

Where does this tee ship?
It is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.

Is it a good gift?
Yes, for Bitcoin and crypto fans, fantasy lovers, and anyone whose wardrobe deserves a dragon.

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BitFyre Gold Is for Boomers Tee – Australia & NZ Edition