☕ Sip like your name’s carved in a love song and a tattoo.
He came. He played. He left you emotionally wrecked and spiritually moisturized. This mug features Thalos, half-satyr bard, half-heartbreak demigod, captured mid-riff on his legendary "Come Closer Tour."
His music? 🔥 His stare? Dangerous. His tea? Black as his sense of humor.
Whether you're sipping coffee, tears, or something stronger, this mug lets you relive the raw, sexy magic of the tour that ruined your love life and healed your soul.
🎤 Mug Vibes Include: – Shirtless satyr energy – Guitar solos that break hexes – The scent of enchanted sweat and regret – Stomp-heavy power ballads for forest lovers and enemies alike
💫 Mug Specs: – Available in 11oz – High-def mythical thirst trap clarity – Dishwasher + microwave safe (but cursed beverages may void warranty)
Come closer… or don’t. He’ll haunt your dreams either way. Add to cart. Prepare to feel too much. #ThalosMug #ComeCloserTour #SatyrWithStrings #MythicalMenaceMerch
Product features - Available in 11oz - 100% glossy ceramic with bright ORCA coating - Dishwasher- and microwave-safe - Choose from 12 handle and interior accent colors - Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
