Meet the unhinged crew no pastel basket could ever contain:
🔪 Scary Bunny – He’s not here for jellybeans. He’s here for souls. With a stitched-up snarl and death-glow eyes, he’s got eggs… and issues. His catchphrase? "Eggs? I’m hunting souls.” 🥚🫠
🐔Chickenzilla – Feathers like fire. Teeth like trauma. Definitely clucked up. The one who definitely caused the Great Peeps Disappearance of 2023. 🔥🐤
🌟 Lil’ Peep Demon – Small. Unsettling. Probably cursed. Probably cute. Jury’s out. Smiles like he knows how you die. 😈✨
💫 Perfect for: – Chaos gremlins who thrive on cute-meets-deranged – People who want just a little danger in their morning brew – Gifting to your goth niece or that coworker who wears black eyeliner to Easter potlucks
☕ Available in 15oz 🧼 Dishwasher/microwave safe (soul containment not included) 🎨 Printed in full-color fiendish glory
Caution: May cause side effects including cackling, raised eyebrows, and emotional support therapy from pastel bunnies.
Dishwasher- and microwave-safe with a durable ORCA glossy coating, these mugs stay vibrant through daily use and dish cycles.
Product features - Available in 15oz - 100% glossy ceramic with bright ORCA coating - Dishwasher- and microwave-safe - Choose from 12 handle and interior accent colors - Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip
Care instructions - Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap
