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Each one is made to order, just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Who’s on your tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMorrowood\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe Oracle Who Remembers the Future. An ancient wisdom tree transplanted from Jamaica, with roots that reach deeper than most people’s secrets. She throws shade like mango trees at noon. Here she sits cross-legged among the vines, chin in hand. She prefers tea. She suggests you don’t.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print is on the front. The back is plain. She has already seen it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌙 Tee Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e AS Colour Staple tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed, ring-spun cotton, mid-weight (5.3 oz\/yd², 180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePreshrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Forest Green, Navy, White or Natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e XS to 5XL in Black, Navy and White. XS to 3XL in Forest Green and Natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-color front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e each tee is printed just for you when you order it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧺 Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Morrowood?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMorrowood is an ancient oracle tree from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Transplanted from Jamaica, she speaks in riddles, prophecy and spiritual shade, and her eyes glow blue when she sees the future.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the tee say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I’ve seen your future. Drink something stronger.” She has seen it. She is being supportive.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does Morrowood drink?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTea. Hot, and spilled with impeccable timing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDoes Morrowood really see the future?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHer eyes glow blue when she does. Though, as she says: “Child... time isn’t linear, so sometimes mi don’t know if mi seeing the future, the past, or the current.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Forest Green and Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room to grow. Roots do.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching mug?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes: the Morrowood Drink Something Stronger Mug – Australia \u0026amp; NZ Edition. Same oracle, same advice. (The mug does not ship to Singapore.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhere does this tee ship?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is printed in Australia and ships to Australia, New Zealand and Singapore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAbsolutely. 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