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Each one is made to order, just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Who’s on your tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFifi LaPlume\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eEvery feeling Fifi has is enormous: feathers, footlights and feelings visible from space. Here she is in her top hat with her cane, giving the audience a look that needs at least a string section. Around her: feathers, jeweled hearts and gold flourishes. Her admirers do go on.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print is on the front. The back is plain. The orchestra needed somewhere to sit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌙 Tee Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e AS Colour Staple tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz\/yd², 180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePreshrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Navy, Black, White, Natural or Athletic Heather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. 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She dances, sings and sparkles her way through nightclubs, festivals and the occasional royal celebration.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the tee say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“I’m Not Dramatic. I Just Need an Orchestra to Explain My Feelings.” A reasonable request.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho are all the hearts from?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdmirers. One gentleman wrote a twenty-page ode to her eyelashes. She is on page four.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Fifi the Maiden of Ngā Manu (the Bird Tribe)?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHemi te Moa suspects she might be. Fifi is fairly certain she is not. She hasn’t exactly discouraged him either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs Fifi LaPlume real?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFifi LaPlume is a fictional character. The glitter is very real and gets everywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). Size up if you like room for big feelings.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a matching mug?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes: the Fifi LaPlume Not Dramatic Mug – Australia \u0026amp; NZ Edition. Same flamingo, same top hat, same string section. 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