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Each one is made to order, just for you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e✨ Who’s on your tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBob\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBob interviews whichever mythological creature is closest and asks the questions a normal human would actually ask. After a rock god satyr, a mermaid with two names and one identity crisis, and a wizard who apologizes for time travel like it is a parking ticket, he added a rule to the studio wall. Here he is in his headphones, looking about as sure of the situation as usual, while a fairy helps herself to an orange beside him.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe print is on the front. The back is plain. No curses declared there either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🌙 Tee Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShirt:\u003c\/strong\u003e AS Colour Staple tee\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% combed, ring-spun cotton (Athletic Heather is 85% cotton, 15% viscose), mid-weight (5.3 oz\/yd², 180 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit with a fitted crew neck. Runs true to size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBuild:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ribbed neckline, side seams, shoulder-to-shoulder tape, double-needle hems, tear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePreshrunk\u003c\/strong\u003e to minimize shrinkage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Black, Navy, White, Natural or Athletic Heather\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSizes:\u003c\/strong\u003e XS to 5XL in Black, Navy, White and Athletic Heather. XS to 3XL in Natural\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-color front print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order:\u003c\/strong\u003e each tee is printed just for you when you order it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrinted in:\u003c\/strong\u003e Australia\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e🧺 Care\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C \/ 90°F)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not bleach\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not tumble dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Bob?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBob is a human podcast host who was accidentally pulled into the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes, when Vibeon the Impeccable’s Bluetooth-enabled elderwood staff paired with his garage recording equipment mid-episode.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the tee say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“All Guests Must Declare Their Curses.” It is on the wall. Nobody reads the wall.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHas a guest ever declared a curse?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNot yet. Bob has his suspicions.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat are the two books on the tee?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e“The Kama Satyr” and “The Odyssea”. Required reading in the Realm, apparently. Thalos recommends the first. Asiren recommends the second. Bob has started neither.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is Under the Mountain?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBob’s podcast. He interviews whichever mythological creature is closest and asks the questions a normal human would actually ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat size should I get?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is a regular fit that runs true to size, in XS to 5XL (Natural to 3XL). 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