{"title":"Thalos","description":"\u003cp\u003eSongs, tees and mugs from Thalos, the satyr rock god of the Realm, plus his MP3 downloads and coloring book.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"\/pages\/realm\/thalos\"\u003eMeet Thalos →\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"fantastical-creatures","title":"Fantastical Creatures Coloring Book","description":"\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eForget mandalas and basic affirmations. This coloring book is pure enchanted chaos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eFantastical Creatures Coloring Book\u003c\/strong\u003e is a printed, 16-page adult coloring book from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes, with grayscale and black-line illustrations of mythical misfits, including Thalos the satyr rock god, Nerisa and Asiren, Morrowood the oracle tree, Vibeon the Impeccable and the Fae-Bulous Three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe’re talkin’ mythical dysfunction, ancient drama, and creatures with so much attitude they could hex your ex just by smirking.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCute?\u003c\/strong\u003e Occasionally.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCursed?\u003c\/strong\u003e Consistently.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTherapeutic?\u003c\/strong\u003e Only if you like your therapy with a side of eldritch side-eye.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach page drips with arcane flair, unsupervised magic, and beings who absolutely have unfinished business.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThis isn’t self-care. This is spellcasting with crayons.\u003c\/strong\u003e Color at your own risk.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho’s inside the Fantastical Creatures Coloring Book?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRealmfolk from Moonbeams and Wishes, including Thalos the satyr rock god, the mermaid Nerisa and her stormier side Asiren, Morrowood the oracle tree, Vibeon the Impeccable and the Fae-Bulous Three.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow many pages does it have?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e16 pages of illustrations. Enough for a weekend of chaos, or one very focused evening.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it for adults or kids?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an adult coloring book, with detailed grayscale and black-line artwork. Older kids with steady hands and a taste for chaos may also approve.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat should I color it with?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eColored pencils are lovely for shading the grayscale pages. If you use markers, test them on a back page first, like any sensible spellcaster.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a good gift?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. It’s perfect for fantasy fans, artists and anyone who prefers their relaxation slightly cursed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs there a companion book?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. The Fantastical Beasts Coloring Book brings Zen Ryder, Fifi LaPlume and Miss Tilly to the party.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e#ColorOutsideTheSpellbook\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Moonbeams and Wishes","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":42587931836534,"sku":"x69wv","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/2056\/5366\/files\/Upscaled_smaller_for_Shopify.png?v=1759117284"},{"product_id":"thalos-raise-a-glass-to-thalos-digital-download","title":"Raise a Glass to Thalos – MP3","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eFrom the “Come Closer Tour”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/w.soundcloud.com\/player\/?url=https%3A\/\/api.soundcloud.com\/tracks\/soundcloud%253Atracks%253A2244409037\u0026amp;color=%23ff5500\u0026amp;auto_play=false\u0026amp;hide_related=false\u0026amp;show_comments=true\u0026amp;show_user=true\u0026amp;show_reposts=false\u0026amp;show_teaser=true\u0026amp;visual=true\" height=\"300\" width=\"100%\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"font-size: 10px; color: #cccccc; line-break: anywhere; word-break: normal; overflow: hidden; white-space: nowrap; text-overflow: ellipsis; font-family: Interstate,Lucida Grande,Lucida Sans Unicode,Lucida Sans,Garuda,Verdana,Tahoma,sans-serif; font-weight: 100;\"\u003e\n\u003ca style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" title=\"Moonbeam\" href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/moonbeam-828243544\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eMoonbeam\u003c\/a\u003e · \u003ca style=\"color: #cccccc; text-decoration: none;\" title=\"Thalos - Raise a Glass to Thalos Sample\" href=\"https:\/\/soundcloud.com\/moonbeam-828243544\/thalos-raise-a-glass-to-thalos\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eThalos - Raise a Glass to Thalos Sample\u003c\/a\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet ready to toast the truth and rock out with the Rock God — \u003cstrong\u003e“Raise a Glass to Thalos”\u003c\/strong\u003e is not just a song... it’s a whole damn spiritual sermon in overalls, steelcap boots and wisdom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eRecorded LIVE on the \u003cstrong\u003eCome Closer Tour\u003c\/strong\u003e, this track captures the raw power, unfiltered comedy, and mystical madness that only \u003cstrong\u003eThalos\u003c\/strong\u003e can deliver. Whether you're sipping wine under moonlight or throwing side-eye at your ex through sage smoke — this song is your new anthem. (Thalos, for the uninitiated, is the satyr rock god of the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. The pan pipes should have given it away.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant Digital Download\u003c\/strong\u003e – high-quality MP3, no wait, no fluff. Just vibes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNight drives with shadow work playlists\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCandlelit rituals you half-understand\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBeing dramatic in your kitchen for no reason\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReminding people who TF Thalos is\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLyrics that slap. Energy that heals. Beats that resurrect your third eye.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd it to your playlist.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd it to your soul.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRaise. That. Glass. To. Thalos.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Thalos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThalos is a satyr musician and rock god from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Half-goat, all chaos, and the headliner of the Come Closer Tour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it a live recording?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Recorded live on the Come Closer Tour, crowd chaos and all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I get the song?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an instant digital download: one high-quality MP3, yours to keep and play on any device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hear it before I buy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Press play on the sample above. Thalos insists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there more songs from the Come Closer Tour?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlenty. “Come Closer”, “Fairies Taste Bad”, “Never Mine, Still Everything”, “Ashes of Us”, “Raise Your Horns, My Friends”, “Moonlight in the Satyr’s Grove”, “Only Mortal Once (Live)”, “Bite Marks and Banished Gods”, “Pan Pipes, Poor Decisions”, “Zodiac Melt”, plus “Morrowood Knows” by Ziggy. 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A seduction. A warning. A \u003cstrong\u003evibe transmission from the cosmic hotline\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Come Closer”\u003c\/strong\u003e is the signature track from \u003cstrong\u003eThalos’\u003c\/strong\u003e sold-out \u003cstrong\u003eCome Closer Tour\u003c\/strong\u003e, and now you can own the digital download that had the crowd screaming, crying, and astral projecting all at once. (Thalos, for the uninitiated, is the satyr rock god of the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. The pan pipes should have given it away.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInstant MP3 Download\u003c\/strong\u003e – drop it into your ritual playlist, your road trip queue, or your “I'm not texting back” mood folder.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the ones who:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eflirt with fate\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ekiss chaos on the cheek\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eand still blame Mercury for their life choices\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLaced with bass. Drenched in truth. Audibly dangerous.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCome closer… if you dare\u003cbr\u003e(But don’t say Thalos didn’t warn you.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Thalos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThalos is a satyr musician and rock god from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Half-goat, all chaos, and the headliner of the Come Closer Tour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is it called the anthem of the tour?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s the signature song the whole Come Closer Tour is named after. The crowd knows every word. Soon, so will you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I get the song?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an instant digital download: one high-quality MP3, yours to keep and play on any device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hear it before I buy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Press play on the sample above. Thalos insists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there more songs from the Come Closer Tour?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlenty. “Raise a Glass to Thalos”, “Fairies Taste Bad”, “Never Mine, Still Everything”, “Ashes of Us”, “Raise Your Horns, My Friends”, “Moonlight in the Satyr’s Grove”, “Only Mortal Once (Live)”, “Bite Marks and Banished Gods”, “Pan Pipes, Poor Decisions”, “Zodiac Melt”, plus “Morrowood Knows” by Ziggy. 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Bite responsibly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e#FairySnackAnthem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Thalos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThalos is a satyr musician and rock god from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Half-goat, all chaos, and the headliner of the Come Closer Tour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it about a real fairy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThalos refuses to comment. One is still stuck in his molar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I get the song?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an instant digital download: one high-quality MP3, yours to keep and play on any device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hear it before I buy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Press play on the sample above. 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Written for \u003cstrong\u003eNerisa\u003c\/strong\u003e, sung for anyone who ever loved in silence, lost out loud, and felt everything in between. (Thalos, for the uninitiated, is the satyr rock god of the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. 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A poem you never finished.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAnd Thalos turned that pain into a masterpiece.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDownload it.\u003cbr\u003eFeel it.\u003cbr\u003eBut don’t text her.\u003cbr\u003e(Unless you already did. Then just loop the song and cry like a starseed.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e❓ FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is Thalos?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThalos is a satyr musician and rock god from the Realm, the original fantasy world of Moonbeams and Wishes. Half-goat, all chaos, and the headliner of the Come Closer Tour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWho is it written for?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eNerisa, the mermaid Thalos loved first. She never noticed. He wrote a song instead.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I get the song?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an instant digital download: one high-quality MP3, yours to keep and play on any device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hear it before I buy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Press play on the sample above. Thalos insists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there more songs from the Come Closer Tour?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlenty. “Come Closer”, “Raise a Glass to Thalos”, “Fairies Taste Bad”, “Ashes of Us”, “Raise Your Horns, My Friends”, “Moonlight in the Satyr’s Grove”, “Only Mortal Once (Live)”, “Bite Marks and Banished Gods”, “Pan Pipes, Poor Decisions”, “Zodiac Melt”, plus “Morrowood Knows” by Ziggy. 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(Ziggy is Morrowood’s nephew, a deep-voiced reggae singer from the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. 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Slow, hypnotic and slightly dangerous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I get the song?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt’s an instant digital download: one high-quality MP3, yours to keep and play on any device.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCan I hear it before I buy?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eYes. Press play on the sample above. Thalos insists.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAre there more songs from the Come Closer Tour?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePlenty. “Come Closer”, “Raise a Glass to Thalos”, “Fairies Taste Bad”, “Never Mine, Still Everything”, “Ashes of Us”, “Raise Your Horns, My Friends”, “Only Mortal Once (Live)”, “Bite Marks and Banished Gods”, “Pan Pipes, Poor Decisions”, “Zodiac Melt”, plus “Morrowood Knows” by Ziggy. 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Love like it’s illegal.\u003cbr\u003eBurn the map — \u003cstrong\u003eand run toward the fire.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“Only Mortal Once”\u003c\/strong\u003e is Thalos at his most \u003cem\u003eraw\u003c\/em\u003e, \u003cem\u003ereckless\u003c\/em\u003e, and \u003cem\u003eromantic\u003c\/em\u003e — a high-voltage anthem about chasing dangerous love and defying every limit. It’s for the souls who dive in headfirst, even when the signs say \u003cstrong\u003e“don’t.”\u003c\/strong\u003e (Thalos, for the uninitiated, is the satyr rock god of the Realm of Moonbeams and Wishes. 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